shmarl

a real awesome event/thing/object
dave the shmarl
by dave January 11, 2004
Get the shmarl mug.

Gebummed

A mixture between the german past tense and the word bummed.
Dude i was Gebummed
by Dave June 04, 2003
Get the Gebummed mug.

Stenbacka

A person who seldom does anything right and is considered stupid by all.
He is such a stenbacka
by Dave February 19, 2005
Get the Stenbacka mug.

Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
by Dave December 09, 2004
Get the Disco Day Syndrome mug.

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.
"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
Get the MOAB mug.

Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.
"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."
by Dave September 10, 2004
Get the Intel mug.

AK-47

Avtomat Kalashnikov 1947

Invented by Mikhail Kalashnikov. Quite possibly the most popular assault rifle in existence, mostly because of mass proliferation.

7.62x39mm Soviet, 30-round clip. Has countless variants. Today it is black-marketted by terrorist cells (mostly because the AK is easy to make).
The AK-47 has been reported to have certain performances that surpass that of the Colt M16 series, and one reason is because the AK doesn't contain as many moving parts (therefore, maintenance is very easy). The AK-47 can also brave any type of harsh condition and environment.

There are ALL kinds of variants to the AK-47:
*AK-74 (5.45x39mm Soviet assault rifle)
*AKS-74u (5.45x39mm Soviet carbine)
*Saiga 12 (12g auto shotgun)
*Dragunov SVD (7.62x39mm Soviet sniper/infantry-backup rifle)
These 4 are just some.
"The AK-47 is cool. ^_^ I want one!"
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
Get the AK-47 mug.