daVE's definitions

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

FAS

Federation of American Scientists.

They are an organization that has existed since the Manhattan Project. To this day they continue to exist for the sole purpose of providing YOU, the researcher, with information regarding all kinds of weapons from different nations as well as, given FAS's history, information on nuclear weapons and other WMD's.

"Please donate to the FAS."
-a little pop-up window that appears once in a while on the FAS website

by Dave September 10, 2004

wine

*A type of sexy dance involving gyrating the hips. ^.^

*One of MANY forms of alcohol, in fact a religious drink. Takes hundreds of years of age to taste great.

"Wine it baby. ^-^ "

"Whoa, this is the blood of Christ? Wow he must've been drunk 24/7!"

by Dave January 9, 2005

USMCL

United States Military Cooking Laboratories

They are a military-related establishment dedicated to revolutionizing MRE's (aka : C-Rations) & battlefield food technology.

"I invented these initials though."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

boobala

Buddy, friend, chum, derogatory and chummy in nature

Hey! Boobala! Wazzup with yo bad shit?

by Dave February 21, 2003

kangkay

a frustrated helper who kills her employer.

the kangkay went berserk

by dave December 30, 2003