daVE's definitions

gooder

Short for do-gooder. A person who is helpful and righteous to an annoying degree.

Hey 'gooder! Stop looking over here and go polish your halo.

by Dave October 8, 2006

Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by Dave March 4, 2003

Evil Steve

one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!

a wretched yak felcher is often called a Evil steve

by Dave February 3, 2005

bumming

n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.

Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on

by Dave July 4, 2004

nutsac

a sac to hold your nuts in can also be used to hold beans or maybe rice or sometimes marbles or maybe those hot wheel fucking things you played with when you were a kid , when you weren't playing with yourself that is

are those beans in your nutsac

by Dave February 1, 2005

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005

DVD

Digital Versatile Disc
Digital Video Disc

A type of storage device, shaped like a CD (compact-disc), but more powerful and rife with storage space, and useful for countless applications, such as movies.

"DVD's are cool because they have so many extras."

by Dave April 16, 2004