daVE's definitions

Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

by Dave April 16, 2004

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004

shantees

When your g-string thong straps are showing on the sides

what a shantee!!!

by dave June 3, 2003

bali

a place where bintang exists... a really cool beer

by dave October 20, 2003

DSC

Distinguished Service Cross

The second highest decoration for a soldier to achieve in the US Military. The highest is the Medal of Honor. However, the DSC is a very high commendation that defines a true soldier.

"I bought a DSC at the gun-show this Saturday! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

commie cap

A hat worn by Russians, usually made of fur, and has ear-covers; cylinder-ish shape fur cap.

"Commie caps are warm, but if you wear one people'll think you're a commie...that's sad because they look so cool. Imagine how warm they keep your head too."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 5, 2004