Progrome

To dig ones underwear out of ones butt crack.

After sitting on that 5 hour flight, I had to progrome up to the third knuckle.

by Dave November 13, 2003

monkey piss

The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.

by Dave May 03, 2005

Wagnon

1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured

2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking

"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"

by Dave December 22, 2003

frug

A euphemism for fuck, the most utilitous word in English.

Frug you and your fruggn mother you ugly frug headed frugga!

by dave February 09, 2004

wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

by Dave January 26, 2005

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass

I "in charged" her last night

by dave February 24, 2004

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by Dave June 20, 2004