urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
by Dan December 08, 2004
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thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles
Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.
by Dan October 16, 2003
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shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.
Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.
by Dan October 17, 2008
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u-turn

when u get head off ya girl when ya about to shoot, ya put out of her mouth n shuv it up her nose.Hwen u ejaculate cum shoots up her nose, and if it comes out the other nostil u have successfully performed the u-turn
by dan April 18, 2005
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Falsetto Cool

Noun also adjective by context

1. The illusion of higher social status provided by assuming the trappings, fashions, mannerisms, language and idiom of a culture or subculture to which one does not rightly belong. 2. A wanna-be or poseur. 3. A soul-dead culture thief.

See also wigger, see also ICP See also rapper see also eminem.
Johnny used to be an individual, but now he wears baggy pants, over-sized sports jerseys, his cap sideways, lots of gold chains and listens to rap like all the other Falsetto Cool kids in his class.
by Dan January 11, 2004
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Harnk

The misunderstood hero of Angst, he who wades through bullshit with increasing style & aggression.
by dan January 29, 2003
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qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
by Dan May 19, 2003
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