cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

shirt

Slang term in the U.S. Air Force in reference to the First Sergeant, also known ad the First Shirt or simply, "The Shirt." Normally a unit commander delegates a lot of authority and responsibility to the Shirt. As such, most duty, health, morale, and disciplinary issues involving enlisted personnel are handled directly by the Shirt.

Airman Smith, you're scheduled to meet with the Shirt at 1400 on Wednesday.

by Dan October 17, 2008

qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!

I love to type on my qwertypoiy!

by Dan May 19, 2003

little_gray

A northern lad obessed with motors and slags. Known to say "Fancy one up the council?"

"fancy one up the council?"

"You think you're little_gray or what?"

by dan September 29, 2004

Mullet-millionaire

A person who has become rich through a lottery win or some other type of windfall - not involving hard work or inheritance.

What a stinky cunt faced lucky mullet-millionaire cunt

by Dan July 18, 2005

suss

To check something out, have a look at something, investigate, try to figure something out.

You can't figure out how to work the DVD remote? Give me a suss.

by Dan May 13, 2005

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004