da nastee one's definitions

trailer park skank

a rural white woman who:
1) lives in a trailer with her juvenile delinquent brats and lazy-ass, drunken, won't-get-a-job boyfriend;
2) works in a "happy ending" style massage parlor or strip club;
3) puts up with her drunk-ass, racist bastard redneck of a boyfriend physical abuse because he "loves" her "so much;"
4) uses language that would make a trucker blush; and
5) her brats all have different fathers!

Trailer parks may also have one or all of the following physical difficiencies:
1) less than 5 teeth;
2) 290 to 350 pound weight range;
3) a lazy eye; or
4) facial hair.

by Da Nastee One January 30, 2004

bull dyke

a manly agressive lesbian

dont mess with a bull dyke or she will open a can of whup ass on ya

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

clubbing

beating repeatedly with a blunt object

Back off, bitch, or I'll club you like a baby seal!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

Mandy Moore

a sexy singer/actress with gorgeous long legs

Any man who is not attracted to Mandy Moore is a queer!

by Da Nastee One October 3, 2003

hippie lettuce

cheap, poor quality marijuana commonly consumed by high school & college students

Kids in college smoke hippie lettuce cuz that's the only MJ they can afford!

by Da Nastee One February 3, 2004

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

pennsylvania chocolate pie

to fuck a woman in both the pussy and the asshole, alternating between orifices ... and just when you're about to cum, you stick it in her mouth and she sucks you off ... then you kiss her on the mouth and she spits your jizz into your mouth ... and you swallow ...

Last night, my woman & I did the sickest, nasties shit ever ... that's right ... we did the pennsylvania chocolate pie ...

by Da Nastee One January 5, 2007