Urban Dictionary: Definitions by da Man

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

twisties by Da Man July 16, 2004

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

fumilingus by Da Man July 16, 2004

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

kiff by Da Man December 10, 2003

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Houston Texans by Da Man October 30, 2003