captain obvious

Someone: Soda's bad for you.
Me: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
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base

1. The bottom of something.
2. What CATS took because it wasn't bomb-proof.
1. The base of the house is quickly wearing away.
2. Because I wasn't prepared for bomb attacks, CATS took all my base.
by dj gs68 August 07, 2003
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An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.
I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.
by dj gs68 July 18, 2003
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Another one of LUE's stupid, pointless, and moderation-causing fads.
<Zabi> I don't like porn or hentai.
<Umaro> You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
by dj gs68 October 29, 2003
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Zapp Brannigan

A captain on Futurama that is the military equivalent of George W. Bush. Women are not allowed in his army as he likes sexually harassing them. Comes up with poor strategies to battles, such as sending waves of his own men out to be destroyed by "killbots," robots that die upon reaching a preset kill limit. He is also responsible for driving a space cruise into a black hole, destroying a $400 billion space station, and having a planet completely mined to the point where it implodes on itself.
Zapp Brannigan: The court shall now hear from the court marshall's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela: Go *BEEP* yourself.
by dj gs68 September 04, 2003
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Spongebob Squarepants

A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.
I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.
by dj gs68 July 11, 2003
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Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

I would also like to add that their stuff gets damaged. A lot. Recently, their Drummania machine has been breaking a lot, turntables have been removed from their Beatmania machine, and a button has been removed from their Guitar Freaks machine.
by dj gs68 May 14, 2003
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