lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

kick ass

1)to harm, cause physical damage to;beat up
2) an interjection used in times of joy

1)im gonna kick your ass and i dont care if i go to jail!
2)SHE SAID YES!!!! KIICK ASSS!!!!

by Dave January 31, 2004

judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Air Tight

When a girl takes on three guys at once, one in the ass, mouth and the pussy. All at the same time; hence see becomes, air tight.

Man we had a DP going and then she took another cock in the mouth, shit she was air tight.

by Dave May 15, 2004

snuh

An acronym representing Students for Non-Ignorance and the Understanding of Hilarity--a student organization dedicated to watching The Simpsons

"Did you attend the last SNUH meeting?"

by dave November 19, 2003

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004