dAVE's definitions
by Dave April 4, 2004
Get the yahwehmug. A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 1, 2004
Get the Japanese-Massagemug. describing a beautiful woman
by dave February 11, 2005
Get the damn assmug. "What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"
by Dave November 30, 2004
Get the honormug. To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
Get the pokey bum wankmug. 
A sad excuse of a human being, often found at home on a saturday afternoon watching Manchester United as opposed to going to watch his local team (Bristol City). A complete losser in life.
by Dave December 21, 2003
Get the shitheadmug.