yuppie

Term coined in the 80s, describing a certain demographic of Young Updwardly-mobile Professional as found in cities and fast-paced business environments.

Yuppies differ from your bog-standard "business man" due to their relatively young age, their blatant arrogance, bloody-minded ambition and the fact that they care more about their work and making money, than the fact that everyone thinks they are a complete twat.
Any of the characters in American Psycho
by dave July 23, 2004
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scoobies

The term scoobies comes from "Scooby Snacks" and refers to charred bits of herb and ash you may suck in while hitting a bowl. While unpleasant, they are no where near as bad as a flaming scooby which is a still smoldering piece of bud that will scorch the back of your throat.
"Dude, that bowl is almost kicked. If you hit it too hard you'll get some mad scoobies . . ."

"*coughing* Boo! Scoobies suck!"
by dave August 24, 2004
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The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.
jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast
by Dave January 05, 2005
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Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.
That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.
by DAVE December 02, 2003
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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.
I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.
by Dave June 22, 2004
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nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.
Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!
by Dave February 03, 2004
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wizzywig

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get
"..........it's an internet term."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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