artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.

"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."

by Dave September 10, 2004

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

DK

Donkey Kong!

"Donkey Kong Country was the shit back in its day. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

gun control

Holding a gun in a way that your shots are more accurate.

"THAT's gun control! None of that anti-gun crap!"
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

American Couch Sloth

A person to lazy to do anything but complain and order people around fro the couch!

Can you tune my guitar?

Grab me my smokes, there right in front of you, I cant reach them, lean up!

by Dave June 28, 2004

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 01, 2005

shite

Another word for "shit".

"This place is shite."
-one of the dung beetles (spelling?) from Conker's Bad Fur Day

by Dave March 26, 2004