dAVE's definitions

stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

by Dave November 4, 2003

clums

massive mank bloke called stewart

man with glassess who breaks everything he touches

by dave January 29, 2004

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

bombernaut

A person who jumps out of a plane with a bomb tied to their chest.

My lifelong goal is to jump out of a plane with a bomb tied to my chest. I want to be a bombernaut.

by Dave March 10, 2004

NSBM

National Socialist Black Metal. black metal which contains racist beliefs, essentially. NSBM bands are usually, musically speaking, of the kvlt persuasion, with the local folk instruments thrown in here and there.

NSBM bands usually draw their lyrical inspiration from pre-Christian heathen traditions rather than Satanism, and usually ascribe or claim to ascribe to the standards of honour supposedly upheld by these ancestral folk.

Somewhat confusingly, NSBM is most popular in the Slavic regions of Eastern Europe; one of the biggest names in the scene, Rob Darken, is actually from Poland, surely the last place you'd expect anything remotely Nazi-esque to be taking root.

"Why listen to NSBM, man? Regular BM isn't extreme enough, you need it to be Nazi as well?"

by Dave June 19, 2004

Tselinoyask

Supposedly spelt "Tselinoyarsk"; this is the location that will take place in the new Metal Gear Solid 3 game.

Tselinoya(r)sk is a mountainous, jungular region near the border of the Soviet Union.

by Dave September 9, 2004

slanteye

Racist slur to refer to a person of oriental descent, be it Japanese, Chinese, Korean, etc.

"Damn slanteyes!"
-a racist dude

by Dave March 26, 2004