dAVE's definitions

lancer evolution

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7
Engine: 2000 DOHC 16-valve Intercooler Turbo
Engine type: 280HP 4G63 Turbo
Bore x Stroke: 85.0 x 88.0
Displacement: 1997cc
Power: 206kW/6500
Torque: 383Nm/3500
Full-time 4WD
Transmission 5-speed manual
Steering: Rack & Pinion
Suspension: Front MacPherson Strut, Rear Muli-link
Brakes: front 17" BREMBO ventilated disc, Rear: 16" BREMBO ventilated disc
Length: 4455mm
Width: 1770mm
Height: 1400kg

i love the evo's, i own an evo 7, mine isnt stock, 304HP HKS Racing Intake, HKS SSQ BOV, HKS Racing Exhaust, C-West Body Kit, 18"x 8" Enkei NT03 rims, 235/40/18 Yokohamma ADVAN AVS Sport Tires.

0-60: 4.2 sec
1/4 mi: 12.3 sec

Evo's from the Evo V and up are easily 10 second cars with little upgrades.

by Dave March 12, 2004

Meryl Silverburgh

A redhead-slash-brunette chick from Metal Gear Solid. Although a tomboy, she is actually quite cute, and she likes it when you stare at her titties.

She is also VERY flexy (in Twin Snakes, you can see her doing little exercises in her cell; sometimes when you look down at her on different occasions, she will do different exercises, including calesthenics). ^.^

"Why're you staring at my..?"
-MGS : Twin Snakes, staring at Meryl.

by Dave June 6, 2004

SA80

Another name for the L85A1, the name of the british standard-issue assault rifle.

"The SA80, otherwise known as the L85A1, is a bullpup assault rifle chambered for 5.56x45mm NATO, 30 rounds. It seems like a nice gun; I wouldn't mind getting my hands on one. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 30, 2004

tampon socket

a recepticle where a tampoon is inserted.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

im gonna go on down the oyster bar and see if i can scrounge up a tampon socket this weekend.

by dave December 4, 2003

clatter

Irish. meaning to hit/strike someone.

Some arsehole was slagging my girlfriend last night so I took him outside and clattered the shit out of him.

by dave December 28, 2005

mungger

putting your mouth on the vagina of a dead female while someone jumps on her stomach to release her insides into your mouth.

I mungged the dead girl

by dave October 14, 2003

artsfiend

a person who loves art.
e.g. literature, paintings, fashon, architecture, poetry. . .etc.

you are an artsfiend

by dave December 12, 2003