Bender belch

A belch that sounds like how Bender, from Futurama, belches. It is basically a belch with the last half of it going up in pitch, almost like a belch made while smiling.

"Uuuueeee"
-a rough idea of how the belch is spelt

by Dave October 20, 2004

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 09, 2004

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

scholarship

A very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.

"When I won a scholarship during my graduation on May 27th of 2004, I was literally stupified! Now it's so tempting to spend it on something good but I better put it to college."
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!

"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."

by Dave May 16, 2004

O Canada

A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.

You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^

by Dave January 16, 2004

Kidz Bop

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!

"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me

by Dave November 06, 2004