dAVE's definitions

Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

Erd

To Erd; noun; to pull an Erd is to say something extremely stupid yet clever and isightful whilst leaving the world of idiots behind and having them basque in glory. Example...

"I remember when I in year 7 and was young, free & black" - Erd, in Year 11...

by Dave January 11, 2005

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004

kvlt

Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.

"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".

by Dave June 19, 2004

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

scope

Any type of tube-shaped lenses for the purpose of magnifying vision. There are numerous types; sometimes binocs are called scopes.

"I use this term to refer to rifle-scopes really."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Cyberdemon

The most powerful enemy in the Doom series, also a signature. The Cyberdemon is an enormous bull-headed demon with mechanical add-ons such as a torso with wires, a metallic foot, and above all, a big fat rocket-launcher.

The Cyberdemon makes a return in Doom III, but apparently plays a very significant role in the game (no, you don't play as him, but he has a major purpose in the storyline). Also the Cyberdemon looks bigger & badder than his predecessors.

"I can own a Cyberdemon with a Super Shotgun.....at least in Doom for the PSone."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004