dAVE's definitions

lilmawwie

a person that posess all around beauty

wow! mary, u must be lilmawwie

by dave July 18, 2003

germaine

Adj. Delighting the aesthetic senses.

She has germaine hair

by Dave February 18, 2005

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

Lizzie McGuire

Some clueless, bubbleheaded dike.

"She's cute though. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

by Dave July 19, 2004