dAVE's definitions

orcs face

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings

the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces

by Dave March 15, 2005

disestablishmentarianism

Opposing the establishment.

"What're you doing in my house?!"
"You know. Trespassing. Invading your collective privacy. Disestablishmentarianism."
"Say wha?"

by Dave September 13, 2004

fiance

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

by dave February 3, 2005

US Cavalry

A website that allows you to buy perephinelia from the US Military and US Police units (including SWAT).

"You can buy boots, clothes, BDU's, GPS transmittors, binocs, dogtags, patches, and many more! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

BJ

1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently

1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.

by dave February 14, 2004

gene therapy

The process of being able to transplant genes with new genes that are supposed to improve physical capability.

With the completion of the Human Genome Project, we can now detect genes that cause certain things. If we find a gene that causes illness or cancer, we can remove that and replace it with something better! That's just one of many examples of what gene therapy will do for us! ^.^

"Sounds like fun!!!.....but it's expensive. And immoral, depending on the circumstances."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004