dAN's definitions

swoonage

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

by Dan January 15, 2005

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

Mad Props

A statement of recognition and respect.
Coined by Baltimore DJ Bill "The Thrill" Hill on his talk show.

"Mad Props" to you far a job well done!

by Dan May 2, 2004

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

chi

The popular abbreviation of Chichester in West Sussex.

Are you going out tonight?
Yeah I'm gawin dahn chi

by Dan March 15, 2005