cynic's definitions

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005

Archivist

An Attractive younger woman that have sexual relations with wealthy older men and records all conversation made between the two illegally. Then uses it as blackmail against said older man for monetary or public gain.

Reporter: Ms. Stiviano, Do you consider yourself to be Donald Sterling's Girlfriend.

Ms. Stiviano: No, I was his Archivist.

by Cynic April 30, 2014

fiction

see bible

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever

by cynic April 8, 2003

bowda

a homie who's bout it bout it.

from northern cali, sacramento

"me and the bowdas bout to knock this fool out"

by cynic November 29, 2004

government

government
In the world today, the members of this organisation are lying assholes who lie just so they can get elected which would mean living in some fancy house and getting a higher pay check. In otherwords, corrupt.
Source: anonymous, Aug 14, 2003

Not just in the world today.It's always been like this.They're evil bastards.

I gotta go take a shit.Can I borrow some flag (any flag) to wipe on?

doesn't matter what country's flag,I just need a flag...the UN or Mexico would suffice nicely.

by cynic April 7, 2005