A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 23, 2010
Paradisical is a play on parasitic and paradise. A reminder to stretch horizons and avoid comfort zone bias.
I finally decided that the 14 day cruise ship was getting a little paradisical, rerouted my flight ticket and got off early on day 10 to rent a jeep and explore the inland instead.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2024
Platformstrawmanculture is a term used within contentinternet describing how mainstream digital platforms algorithmically amplify superficial or intentionally distorted strawman portrayals of others to drive engagement. Participants exchange simplified, emotionally charged hivemindidioms, resulting in polarized echo chambers where each side continuously throws these rhetorical "snakes" at opponents, emphasizing exaggerated or absurd portrayals rather than genuine opinions or thoughtful critique. Within this commodified environment, piggorgons opportunistically gain visibility by participating in repetitive ideological conformity, while authentic contributors become algorithmically throttled. Platformstrawmanculture explicitly reveals mechanisms of the Gorgon System, exposing processes of historical revisionism, lack of epistemic accountability, and intentional denial of the benefit of the doubt in a culture of commodified emotional labor. It functions within contentinternet as a linguistic tool to highlight and critique the deeper ideological dynamics known as Gorgonwars, demonstrating how mainstream algorithms incentivize superficial narratives and discourage authentic intellectual exchange.
bro1:OH man look at this meme of X on reddit, makes X look so dumb!
bro2: AHAHA bro look at this meme of Reddit, on X too!
bro3: wait a second guys, platformstrawmanculture isn't funny, its just platforming the strawmen trying to make the others look dumb!
bro 1&2: woah duuude
bro2: AHAHA bro look at this meme of Reddit, on X too!
bro3: wait a second guys, platformstrawmanculture isn't funny, its just platforming the strawmen trying to make the others look dumb!
bro 1&2: woah duuude
by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2025
Platformstrawmanculture is a term within contentinternet describing a phenomenon common in contemporary discourse, particularly online and in mainstream media, where people represent opposing viewpoints through simplified caricatures or distorted portrayals influenced by cognitive biases such as confirmation bias or motivated reasoning. Regardless of intent, whether due to personal advantage or misunderstanding, participants frequently rely on slogans, idioms, and clichés instead of engaging authentically. This behavior perpetuates superficial dialogue, polarized identities, and commodified emotional exchanges, reinforcing epistemic irresponsibility by failing to sincerely engage with differing perspectives. It weakens openness and empathy even as mainstream discourse increasingly promotes emotional intelligence through similarly superficial clichés. Rather than socially enforcing everyone to repeat hivemindidioms, addressing platformstrawmanculture requires intentionally extending the benefit of the doubt toward opposing perspectives, demanding genuine cognitive and emotional effort to understand viewpoints beyond initial disagreements or discomfort.
bro 1: every website has a platformstrawmanculture agenda these days
bro 2: blame internet 2.0, remember when we were free?
bro 2: blame internet 2.0, remember when we were free?
by cyberphunkisms March 25, 2025
The process of transforming, blending, or reimagining archives by combining elements from multiple sources to create new, hybrid forms of meaning, knowledge, or narrative. It involves a dynamic interaction of archival materials, recontextualizing them to uncover unexpected connections, contradictions, or syntheses, akin to an alchemical practice that seeks to transmute base materials into something more valuable or profound.
d1 Dude, we can archivalchemy our own mythical creatures bro!
d2 Waht you mean bro?
d1 Dude, the DRAGON itself is an example of it!
d2 Bro I DO NOT get what you saying man.
d1 GET A DEGREE YO or just follow cyberphunkisms
d2 Yeah but thats not even, you can just read up on mythology.
d1 true i was being a nativeadvertisement bro
d2 oh yeah we are bombarded by that
d1 yeah thats whay its a cyberpunk dystopia bro
d2 trueeee, skeet skeet look i made a squirrel with a crocodile head!
d1 dude nice archivalchemy!
d2 Waht you mean bro?
d1 Dude, the DRAGON itself is an example of it!
d2 Bro I DO NOT get what you saying man.
d1 GET A DEGREE YO or just follow cyberphunkisms
d2 Yeah but thats not even, you can just read up on mythology.
d1 true i was being a nativeadvertisement bro
d2 oh yeah we are bombarded by that
d1 yeah thats whay its a cyberpunk dystopia bro
d2 trueeee, skeet skeet look i made a squirrel with a crocodile head!
d1 dude nice archivalchemy!
by cyberphunkisms January 20, 2025
A description of "god" or "universal concept" that is
Omnipotent - potential, potion, power
Omnipresent - there, exists, thrown, being,
Omniscient - conscience / science
Omnibenevolent - all good
Omnipotent - potential, potion, power
Omnipresent - there, exists, thrown, being,
Omniscient - conscience / science
Omnibenevolent - all good
Acton: "Hey bro, that is totally quadomni!"
Saul: "What the heck is that?"
Acton: "You know, the thing that is all good, everywhere, all time, all-powerful?"
Saul: "No."
Acton: "Ok."
Saul: "What the heck is that?"
Acton: "You know, the thing that is all good, everywhere, all time, all-powerful?"
Saul: "No."
Acton: "Ok."
by cyberphunkisms December 02, 2022
1. Where dominant or widely accepted perspectives suppress and take precedence over alternative or radical views, thereby obscuring and strawmanning their presence and influence.
2. The phenomenon wherein prevailing or dominant beliefs, values, or ideologies overshadow, suppress, or marginalize alternative or radical perspectives. The process can be both intentional, as a means to maintain the status quo, or unintentional, stemming from deep-rooted biases or cultural norms.
2. The phenomenon wherein prevailing or dominant beliefs, values, or ideologies overshadow, suppress, or marginalize alternative or radical perspectives. The process can be both intentional, as a means to maintain the status quo, or unintentional, stemming from deep-rooted biases or cultural norms.
If it is in the curriculum, it’s already subject to ideological eclipsing. Academia has always been and will always continue to be central to collective brainwashing.
The only reason Rumi is popular is because they tried to quiet Shamze Tabriz; this phenomenon is the history of academia.
The only reason Rumi is popular is because they tried to quiet Shamze Tabriz; this phenomenon is the history of academia.
by cyberphunkisms October 22, 2023