Definitions by cutesy pastel living doll

logical phallacy 

Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)

Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.

logical phallacy by cutesy pastel living doll July 4, 2014

lost-and-adopt 

(v.) to pick up something from a lost-and-found that isn't yours to use. Return optional.

I forgot my eraser, so I lost-and-adopted one.

lost-and-adopt by cutesy pastel living doll June 11, 2014

mental loner

Unlike an actual loner, a mental loner has friends to hang out with, but thinks that all his/her friends are worthless idiots and feel alone.

This girl is a stereotypical weeaboo, and while she hangs out with friends, none of them ever watched a single anime, so she considers herself a mental loner.

mental loner by cutesy pastel living doll May 24, 2014

take the red pill 

Originating from the movie The Matrix, this colloquial term means to face the hard reality instead of staying inside the comfort zone of fantasy. Synonym of "face it". Antonym of "take the blue pill".

After procrastinating for 5 hours on the Internet, I decided to take the red pill and start the long essay assignment.

take the red pill by cutesy pastel living doll March 18, 2014

McDonald's girl 

Just what it sounds like...cheap, fast, and easy

Don't settle for a McDonald's girl.

McDonald's girl by cutesy pastel living doll March 18, 2014

møøse 

The majestik møøse is one of the mäni interesting furry animals in Sweden. They frolik in the løveli lakes. Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti. But wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

(Seriously though, the word "møøse" is (obviously) a corruption of the word "moose" used in the subtitles for the opening credits for the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".)

"A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: 'The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist', 'Fillings of Passion', 'The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink'... We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."

møøse by cutesy pastel living doll December 27, 2013

worth it 

An interjection used when something bad happened as a result of something you did, but you feel satisfied despite said result.

"I just pulled a huge prank on my professor. I ended up suspended, but worth it."

worth it by cutesy pastel living doll December 22, 2013