The majestik møøse is one of the mäni interesting furry animals in Sweden. They frolik in the løveli lakes. Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti. But wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
(Seriously though, the word "møøse" is (obviously) a corruption of the word "moose" used in the subtitles for the opening credits for the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".)
(Seriously though, the word "møøse" is (obviously) a corruption of the word "moose" used in the subtitles for the opening credits for the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".)
"A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: 'The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist', 'Fillings of Passion', 'The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink'... We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked."
by cutesy pastel living doll December 28, 2013
Something that's supposed to be an update, but makes things worse instead. Some well-known downdates include the iPhone 7's removal of the headphone jack, the MacBook's ridiculously few connection ports, and almost everything Tumblr does on its website.
Even though the messaging feature proved to be popular, the site removed it in a downdate to allegedly replace it with a less buggy alternative.
by cutesy pastel living doll May 09, 2018
by cutesy pastel living doll June 12, 2014
The stereotypical Asian nerd. While he knows how to do a lot of complicated stuff you have no clue how, be it calculus, programming, or music, he is also quite unapproachable and takes work to get close to.
After trying to work my Minecraft server for 3 hours, I decided to give up and Skype that Haruki guy at school.
by cutesy pastel living doll November 16, 2014
short for “chair-to-keybard interface”, a faux technical term for the user of a computer, usually referring to one who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing
I thought working at the IT department would be a lot of hard work, but all I do every day is resolve C2KI errors by old people who don't know how to plug in a mouse.
by cutesy pastel living doll June 28, 2019
Autogynephilia is a made-up “mental illness” made by Ray Blanchard and Kurt Freund in the 1980s. It is the idea that transgender women are just super fucking gay men. This idea is quickly discarded when you realize that 1) transgender men exist, and 2) many transgender women are into other women.
Autogynephilia is commonly believed by transphobes such as Republicans, Bible-thumpers, TERFs, and Internet trolls.
Autogynephilia is commonly believed by transphobes such as Republicans, Bible-thumpers, TERFs, and Internet trolls.
by cutesy pastel living doll September 16, 2018
A girl band is a type of cliché J-pop group.
Similar to a boy band, girl bands typically produce cut-and-paste vaguely relatable songs about love, are thought of as puppets of a corporation, and the members look alike, only distinguishable by their fans.
However, unlike boy bands, girl bands sometimes consist of more than 10 (and up to 48) people, instead of the boy band median of 5.
The most famous girl band would be AKB48 (not to be confused with AK-47, which is a kind of gun). True to its name, AKB48 hail from the region of Akihabara and consist of 48 (!) members, who mostly disperse in manageable boy-band-sized groups. There are sister groups called HKT-, JKT-, NMB-, and SKE48.
Another girl band older than AKB48 is Morning Musume. Through the years, the number of members has fluctuated between 5 and 15 members, and as of now (December 2014) there are 10 members and 4 waiting to join. Their biggest hit is called Love Machine.
Similar to a boy band, girl bands typically produce cut-and-paste vaguely relatable songs about love, are thought of as puppets of a corporation, and the members look alike, only distinguishable by their fans.
However, unlike boy bands, girl bands sometimes consist of more than 10 (and up to 48) people, instead of the boy band median of 5.
The most famous girl band would be AKB48 (not to be confused with AK-47, which is a kind of gun). True to its name, AKB48 hail from the region of Akihabara and consist of 48 (!) members, who mostly disperse in manageable boy-band-sized groups. There are sister groups called HKT-, JKT-, NMB-, and SKE48.
Another girl band older than AKB48 is Morning Musume. Through the years, the number of members has fluctuated between 5 and 15 members, and as of now (December 2014) there are 10 members and 4 waiting to join. Their biggest hit is called Love Machine.
Girl: "Which member of AKB48 is your favorite?"
Guy 1: "WTF? Everyone in AKB48 looks the same."
Guy 2: "I seriously can't tell two girl bands apart."
Girl: "You guys suck."
Guy 1: "WTF? Everyone in AKB48 looks the same."
Guy 2: "I seriously can't tell two girl bands apart."
Girl: "You guys suck."
by cutesy pastel living doll December 28, 2014