after breakup sex
Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?
by cut the cards November 24, 2022
Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?
Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.
Hubby: See ya I'm going.
Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.
Hubby: No problem chirp.
by cut the cards December 31, 2022
Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
by cut the cards December 28, 2022
Carl: Man, that one guy is really rank again today. Just a heads up.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
Roger: Our coworker you mean ? Thankfully I have my own cube now.
Carl: Yes. He's turned into a boworker.
Roger: I hear ya.
by cut the cards January 17, 2023