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twin barrels

Somebody with huge nostrils

Donnie: That girl at the end of the bar looks pretty cute.
Ronnie: I walked by on the way to the can, she has a real pair of twin barrels.

Donnie: She's getting her fair share of free air then I guess.

by cut the cards January 23, 2023

anhowsyerbush

Asking a girl how their beer is.

Harvey: You drinking a Budweiser ?
Mabel: Why yes.
Harvey: Anhowsyerbush ?

Mabel: Oh, just fine.

Harvey: Sounds good to me.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

by cut the cards November 26, 2022

parade head

Someone with a giant head.

Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.

Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.

by cut the cards January 18, 2023