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Lume ass 

That new deodorant for the little lady.
Rhonda: Feeling good tonight after riding the ATV all day in 90 weather.

Phil: What you sayin ?

Rhonda: Feelin frisky.

Phil: I'm sure you will just put on some of that Lume again.
Rhonda: Are you saying I have Lume ass ?
Lume ass by cut the cards January 13, 2023

silver stinker 

Someone you met at silver sneakers workout class.
Roger: I went to the spin class at silver sneakers.

Carl: How was it ?

Roger: I met this nice looking older woman.

Carl: How did that go ?

Roger: She turned out to be a silver stinker once we went to her place.
silver stinker by cut the cards January 7, 2023

trick bag 

Something you have to do but hate.
Roger: Want to hang out Saturday, I know a couple good lookers that will be at the bar.

Harv: No. I'm busy.

Roger: What ?
Harv: I'm in the trick bag, my stepmom's uncles sisters brother birthday party man.

Roger: You mean those real boring relatives of yours ?
Harv: Yes, that would be them.
trick bag by cut the cards January 1, 2023
The wife chirping in your ear all day and night.
Wife: You are going golfing, etc. ?

Hubby: Yes do you approve dear?

Wife: NO. Stay home with me and watch Hallmark channel.

Hubby: See ya I'm going.

Wife: No day drinking otherwise you can forget about you know what later tonight.

Hubby: No problem chirp.
chirp by cut the cards December 31, 2022

slackerdrive 

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.
Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?
slackerdrive by cut the cards December 27, 2022

reeking around the Christmas tree 

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

Otis Award 

Otis on Andy Griffith.
Roger: Boy, you sure were hammered last night.
Carl: Sorry man, thanks for getting me home.

Roger: When you fell asleep eating your chicken wings at the bar the guys said you get the Otis Award tonight.
Otis Award by cut the cards December 12, 2022