cumdragon's definitions

pussyjuicer

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping

Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

cumtuary

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

by cumdragon April 9, 2015