crystal's definitions

claudio

*Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name
*The first love that some girl met in an art museum in Italy when she was 16. Follows him around the world via e-mails to meet agin 4 years later in New York like in the movie "An Affair to Remember"...only without the crippled legs.
*also see; "Fabio"...twin brother with Typical "Italian-fantasy-guy" name.

crystal~"oh, that's a picture of Claudio". Heidi~"wow, he's hot...does he have a brother?" Crystal~"Yeah, his name is Fabio" Heidi~"I wanna go to Italy!"

by Crystal May 19, 2004

bombastic

means alomst the same as fantastic but better, like a bomb exploding

The sex i had with Britney was bombastic! mmmm...

by Crystal May 1, 2004

poo

what you can say when you are really pissed or just cant find a word to express how you feel.

Poo! I cand find my electric toothbrush.
or
Poo on a stick! I had F***ing Freshman!

by crystal February 8, 2005

cut

have sex

so we gonna cut or what?

by crystal February 14, 2004

gonosyphilherpalaids

A combination of four STD's.

"Oh my god! She's such a slut she must have gonosypilherpalaids."
"Yeah, she must be a walking STD."

by Crystal May 14, 2005

anus sucker

someone that enjoys sucking on a mans anus and is clearly addicted

stop being an anus sucker and let me suck on it

by Crystal April 15, 2005

retugly trog

1. retarded ugly troll dog
2.its what u would call the walking bag of std's that considers herself a thesbian
by the way all those fucking losers at alvarez high that think they' re gothic, need to either get a life or die imidiatly so that the rest of the world can go on knowing that the freaks and mistakes have all gone away and have been taken care of (shot)

look at that walking bag os std's
ya shes a fucking loser
ya she looks like a retugly trog

by crystal May 29, 2003