Definitions by crunchyness

crispy criminal 

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

crispy criminal by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

Turtle Farmer 

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

Turtle Farmer by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

Pube Farmer 

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

Pube Farmer by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

milk and guns

1. A combination of having milk and guns in one's possesion. Usualy in one's trunk.

2. Breasts, ass, and vagina.

3. Something that is good.

Example 1
Guy 1 "Hey what do you have in here."
Guy 2 "Milk"
Guy 1 " Guns?"
Guy 2 "Milk and Guns, gotta stay calcium"

Example 2
Whoa, check out the all the milk and guns!

Example 3
That movie was like milk and guns.

milk and guns by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

pubix cube 

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

pubix cube by Crunchyness April 25, 2007