crjoker's definitions

Budhurt

When Anheuser-Busch does an inclusive ad campaign to appeals to the LGBTQIA2S+ community and common rednecks feel so butthurt that they take all the Bud they have already paid for and shoot ‘em up with all the guns they frequently have sex with.

Cooter and Jim-Bob were so Budhurt that Anheuser-Busch did an trans-inclusive ad that they took all the Budweiser they already paid for and shot up the cans with their NATO-grade semi-automatic long rifles that are easy enough for a child to fire.

by crjoker April 9, 2023

poo hymen

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.

When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021