poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 12, 2017

poo hymen

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.

When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.

by crjoker June 12, 2017

Budhurt

When Anheuser-Busch does an inclusive ad campaign to appeals to the LGBTQIA2S+ community and common rednecks feel so butthurt that they take all the Bud they have already paid for and shoot ‘em up with all the guns they frequently have sex with.

Cooter and Jim-Bob were so Budhurt that Anheuser-Busch did an trans-inclusive ad that they took all the Budweiser they already paid for and shot up the cans with their NATO-grade semi-automatic long rifles that are easy enough for a child to fire.

by crjoker April 09, 2023

Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 12, 2017