Definitions by crjoker

Amber Lance 

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

Amber Lance by crjoker November 16, 2021

poo hymen 

A virgin rectum. An anus that has never been penetrated during a sexual act.

When I was in jail I bent over to pick up the soap and some dude busted my poo hymen.

poo hymen by crjoker June 11, 2017

poo queef 

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

poo queef by crjoker June 11, 2017

Gozer the Gozarian 

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

Gozer the Gozarian by crjoker June 11, 2017

chickendales 

Tracy Morgan's strip club concept where the stippers are out of shape men. They serve fried chicken and all the men wear change belts so you can hand them a $5.00 bill and get back $4.50.

Welcome to Chickendales. Extra crispy? Extra spicy?

chickendales by crjoker June 8, 2017