Carrot Top had not groomed his body hair for so long that his Weasley Bush completely covered the top of his carrot.
by crjoker December 21, 2021

by crjoker December 17, 2023

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.
by crjoker June 11, 2017

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!
by crjoker June 11, 2017

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.
by crjoker November 16, 2021
