2 definitions by Cripple

Top Definition
1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
by cripple July 30, 2004
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Retard jibberish. A combination of poor hearing and the inability to speak a language other than mizzouan.
"No I swear to you, he's saying 'tigsist'!!!"
by Cripple November 06, 2003
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