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shitnose

anyone with his nose way up his bosses ass
by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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pussy pants

similar to camel toe only with jeans on
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road apples

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Wombat

horse manure that your cousins throw at you when you're up in a tree
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protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."
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wood pussy

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wood pussy

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