Definitions by crap magnet

shitnose 

anyone with his nose way up his bosses ass

shitnose by crap magnet May 25, 2003

pussy pants 

similar to camel toe only with jeans on

pussy pants by crap magnet May 25, 2003

road apples 

horse shit on the road

road apples by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Wombat 

horse manure that your cousins throw at you when you're up in a tree

Wombat by crap magnet May 25, 2003

protective dike 

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

protective dike by crap magnet May 25, 2003

wood pussy 

a skunk

wood pussy by crap magnet May 25, 2003

wood pussy 

what pinocchio wants

wood pussy by crap magnet May 25, 2003