The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.
Buy a
The Funky Pirate
mug!
This is my political ideology. It kills people for being religious. It has one leader and not a single human right. (Walking, Moving, Dying,) It kills kids if they don't go to school and you have to listen to the radio. Every song must show glory to the leader. Everybody has to salute if they approach anybody. They may not talk unless the leader says so. military can invade any house and take any food or bed they want.
Radioisim is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
