cow's definitions

neonbug

A system critical bug.

neonBug (tm)!

by Cow April 30, 2004

piak

An expression of a sound created after being slapped

PIAK! She slapped me.

by cow December 10, 2004

the move

A Maneuver a man makes when about to take a dump. The Move includes pulling down ones pants, bending over and crapping all at the same time. Some more skilled men also urinate as they conduct the Move.

If it werent for the move, I would have crapped in my pants and fell on my ass!

by Cow October 15, 2003

neonbug

Microsoft Windows

Microsoft Windows is full of neonBugs!

by Cow May 4, 2004

O-MIC

Shortcut for 'Orgasmic';
hot fine sexual

Have you seen 'Troy'? Brad Pitt is o-mic!!!

by COW May 18, 2004

CowBug

An extremley rare thing, caused through influence of incompetent coders, such as The Mysterious X.

I've never seen a CowBug(tm) which wasn't caused by shamelessly copying code from TMX!

by Cow May 6, 2004

instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

by cow September 4, 2003