cosmixmaster's definitions

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004

Ditka

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003