Definitions by cosmixmaster

cosmixmaster

All things genius.

Definately not a wordfudge packer/word.

Cosmixmaster owns you.

cosmixmaster by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Alabama Crab Apple 

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

Alabama Crab Apple by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

funky badonkadonk monkey 

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

funky badonkadonk monkey by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

donkey kong punch 

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

donkey kong punch by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Ditka 

Something that is incredibly badass

Did you hear what happened to the guy who messed with Ditka? Ditka dropkicked his forehead with his penis.

Ditka by Cosmixmaster January 3, 2003