cosmixmaster's definitions

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

by cosmixmaster July 14, 2004

gniz

To attempt to wordzing/word someone and fail horribly.

Shut the hell up, genital goblin!

Dude, I had sex with your dog.

...Nice Gniz, dumbass.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

funky badonkadonk monkey

The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.
Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.
Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.
Guy B: You're a poop sucker.
Guy A: Your mom eats shit.
Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.
Guy A: ...dammit.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

dynagrip

...needs to shut the fuck up.

Dynagrip: Blah blah blah, down with whitey!
Jesus Christ: Would you shut the hell up, already?

by Cosmixmaster July 18, 2003