Definitions by cosmic user

ninch 

Pronunciation: nine-ch

Definition: Nine inches.

Etymology: Portmanteau of 'nine' and 'inch'.

My foot is approximately a ninch long.

ninch by cosmic user September 2, 2021

threek 

A period of three weeks.

Etym: A portmanteau of 'three' and 'week'.

It takes me a threek to build a lego city measuring 6' by 4'.

threek by cosmic user September 2, 2021

purple moon 

Special name given to the blue moon of April, following the pink moon early in the same month.

Purple moon is extremely rare. You've got to see it! That only happens once in a purple moon.

purple moon by cosmic user January 24, 2020

once in a purple moon 

An extremely rare occurrence, rarer than 'once in a blue moon'.

A particular team winning the championship happens once in a purple moon. A total solar eclipse seen from Europe happens once in a purple moon.

once in a purple moon by cosmic user January 23, 2020

fuckjuice 

whiskey

Looks like a juice in a bottle. Oh fuck, there's alcohol in them, well, lots of it, and it's called whiskey! We could call it fuckjuice. Everybody at the bar table are getting fuckjuice poured into the same type of glass used for drinking apple juice.

fuckjuice by cosmic user January 23, 2020

brown moon

Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown

Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!

Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.

Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.

Phil: Really?

Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?

brown moon by cosmic user January 23, 2020

peter 

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

peter by cosmic user December 9, 2019