Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

low-rider

Youth of the sort who used to drive slowly in vehicles modified to ride close to the ground; usually Mexican-American types

The low-riders drove up and down Whittier Boulevard, "For Your Love" blasting from their radios.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

shebang

#! perl junk

she bangs she bangs

by Cornholio October 18, 2003

vigorish

Interest paid to a loan shark

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 26, 2003