cool guy's definitions

Hainesport

Hainesport is a crappy town where most of the kids who live here are white people who think they're cool and act as gangsters. The students in Hainesport School are smarter than the teachers. (Well Most.) If you want to move to a quiet town I suggest you don't go here.

Hello son, how are you today?
I be straight trippin' yo. I wear clothes dat don' fit. Yo.

Or...

What'd you learn today hon?
Uhh, how to talk gangsta yo..

by cool guy March 3, 2005

Cilla

Cilla is the COOLEST girl that anyone has ever met, excluding Lyre. Although she has 3 nipples and may be retarded, we all accept her for woh she is MUHAHAHA...

Hey is that Cilla?
Nope it's just a dog.

by cool guy April 25, 2004

Cilla

Crap, Lyre is not a girl. That was a typo. I would also like to add that Cilla has a penis.

Cilla put that thing away.
....I can't =(....

by cool guy April 25, 2004

budgy

a terrible sexually transmitable disease that is spread thru oral sex

Shit, that bitch gave the budgy last night!

by cool guy October 8, 2004

nardofied

getting so hammered that ull try to pick up local librareans at the bar. it is the first stage in the three levels off drunkness, folowed by zimmerfied and tuckermax drunk

holy shit, look at the girl i slept with, i mustve been nardofied last night

by cool guy October 8, 2004

zimmerfied

so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimmerfied andything is possible and very rarely does anything happen that isnt funny to the sober people around

man that guy was zimmerfied last night, he made out with the mirror, looking at the picture of himself

by cool guy October 8, 2004

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

by cool guy October 8, 2004