Definitions by cool cunt klint

Goga 

A form of yoga where the participants are doing yoga at a gym and don't really know yoga! They are usually dumb bodybuilders who think they are conected spiritually.

Emily said she does yoga at the gym, but that bitch don't know yoga! I think it's more like goga!

Goga by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016

White Ribboned

A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.

Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?

Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!

White Ribboned by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016

Cooked cunt 

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

Cooked cunt by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016