Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
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smells like rose lemon.... now... im ....ghost float'in
***face plants***
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i was probobly high write while hgih tripen
pls approve this messages bork woof howl
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