comrade susi wolf's definitions

poppy flower

the source ingredient in opium or benjiman's blend tea from little ~misfourtune~

its made for youre rubber or the latex in youre glove

ITS frothing GOOWY SAAAP yummy cummy in my tummy

inner voice: i feel dizzy, just like how i licked benjiman's foxy paawws.

the poppy flower ITS frothing GOOWY SAAAP yummy cummy in my tummy

smells like rose lemon.... now... im ....ghost float'in
***face plants***

idk how too make a definition on uub dik... oops, i meant urb dick... urb dic. Y E S

i was probobly high write while hgih tripen

pls approve this messages bork woof howl

by comrade susi wolf October 22, 2020

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

Wunderschöne

Something your girlfriend will say to describe you as Wonderfully beautiful.

German gf: you're so wunderschöne i could give so many gifts & hugs, my sweet cuddle Bären

Boyfriend: *feels spoiled by German gf*
*Gives gf big hug :3"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

Quacker

A suspicious duck who claims to be something he's not.

Quackers wear scrooge McDuck attire, claim to be of authority & rage on Twitter that their favorite character is not trans.

Quacker: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IM THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA, GODDAMITT!

I OBLIGATE YOU TO MAKE HASTUNE MIKU TRANS!!!

Giga Chad 🗿: lol, u quaker. I fucked ur mum. Trolololol, long live Finland.

Trolled, ratio, be quit, skill issue. 🗿

Quacker:💀💀💀💀

Giga Chad🗿: you have no braincells, so I've killed you to save our species from autism.

Trolololol. 🗿

"Quack quack quack"

Giga Chad: Fed you poisoned crackers quacker. Trolololol.

Trolololol

by comrade susi wolf December 15, 2021

the council of doggo's

the council doggo's is what gives best freind hooman balance in life

council of doggos provide you with protecction, home and good hooman.

council leader: all shiba inu kind alike are welcome for refuge from evil cat oppression for "the council of doggo's" will protect you and get you adopted my friends

hooman: *walks in to adopt* omg i found my new best freindo shiibe max from shibenation wow what a great mlem boy *hooman leaves with max from shibenation*

the council of doggos: *celabrate* missoin success

hooman: i got my doggo from "the council of doggos"

by comrade susi wolf December 25, 2020