Definitions by compact asian
bloggerate
When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.
Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
bloggerate by compact asian April 25, 2010
spermtee
Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee.
spermtee by compact asian January 22, 2009
Ice Cream Castle
One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.
"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."
"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."
I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.
Ice Cream Castle by compact asian November 21, 2004
figure it out
What you tell someone when they have successfully completed a task. If you have a puzzle you are trying to put together, and you finally finish it, you may be told to figure it out.
figure it out by compact asian June 23, 2004