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funemployment

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A period of fun, after losing one's job, living on state funded benefits which will eventually run out. Best not to milk funemployment too much.
When people are having the time of their life living on funemployment, they should keep in mind the longer they remain unemployed the more difficult it will be to find a job. And the period after funemployment is anything but fun.
by coloneljackmustard April 18, 2011
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George W. Bush

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According to most people who actually read and study history professionally, is by far the worst president of the US. Bush involved the the US in two quagmires in the Middle East on borrowed money from China, did nothing about illegal immigration and corporate outsourcing, and ran up the largest debt in history, and alienated most of the world. His lack luster efforts to reform education and social security went nowhere.
George W. Bush made Jimmy Carter and Richard Nixon look like exceptional leaders.
by coloneljackmustard April 18, 2011
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Theodore Roosevelt

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One of the finest Presidents in US history as he put the interests of the nation above his political party. Even though he was a Republican, TR fought against child labor and corporate monopolies on oil and the RR. He supported the Pure Food and Drug Act which helped keep contaminated food and beverages out of the supermarket. Through mediating peace between Russia and Japan and sending the Great White Fleet out for nationalistic and humanitarian purposes, TR proved the US was a major player in global affairs.
America has not had a truly great president since Theodore Roosevelt.
by coloneljackmustard April 18, 2011
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