colby's definitions

xenimus

internet crack.

"I droped out of school to play xenimus full time."

by colby December 11, 2003

Heisman

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

by Colby September 8, 2003

omib00bies

A new definition regarding breast size on a woman. Used as a replacement for a more derogatory wordism. Used singularly as omib00b which is a rocking chick

That girl has a nice set of omib00bies.

by Colby April 25, 2004

discordia

Fnord fnord fnord fnord

If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.

by Colby November 7, 2004

420 geek

One who smokes a lot of pot.

Get a life, you 420 geek, and stop smoking up.

by Colby February 10, 2004

sonny moore

the awesome lead singer of from first to last

sonny moore is really fucking short

by colby August 2, 2004

Dennis Kucinich

The best President we've never had.

If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.

by Colby October 18, 2004