Definitions by col. dr.

H To Thuh O 

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

H To Thuh O by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Meej 

Mary Jane. Marilucci. Marijuana.

Let's break from our corporate office work and ingest some meej through a water pipe.

Meej by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Marilucci 

Mary Jane. Meej. Marijuana.

I grew two pounds of marilucci to last me over the winter.

Marilucci by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pube 

Sophomoric hanger-on who crowds around cool people like pubic hair around the genitals.

Quit acting like a pube and get a life.

Pube by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Bud 

Alternative to calling someone a cunt, a pussy, a cowtard, a corrupt Republican-worshipping numbskull, and other effeminate/cowardly insults in one word.

Watch who you're mouthing off to, bud.

Bud by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

The Hat 

Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.

1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.

The Hat by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Delusional 

Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is either false, or has changed. An alternative to "living in the past."

1. James still thinks we live in a democracy. He's delusional.

2. Paul listens to the Bee Gees and drives a Trans Am. He's delusional on the 70s, man.

Delusional by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006