Skittlepox

A contagious rash similar to chicken pox, but with edible skittles appearing on a person's body. Popularized in a 2013 Skittles commercial.

Baby, I've got something to tell you. I have skittlepox...on my dick.

Is it contagious?

Just keep sucking it, bitch.

by cokemidget December 16, 2013

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 03, 2020

Lancer

A type of car produced by Japanese manufacturer Mitsubishi. Lancers are usually driven by some 24 year old white guy with a sideways hat who is blasting his Tupac CD, who also doesn't realize Tupac stopped being cool about six years ago and the sideways hat makes him look like a bell-end. The driver was most likely duped into thinking he bought a sports car, so he will usually rev his engine to try and race you, but his car can't outrun my 2002 four door civic dx, or my six year old sister who is crippled, deaf, and retarded.

Is that Derwitt's new car? Is that a Lex? Oh wait, it's just a lancer.

by cokemidget June 28, 2008

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008