actual conversation featuring rather large amount of ownage on facebook group 'i hate waiting for the bus'
Person one: Not actually a fan just thought i'd say if you're tired of wating for the bus GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK YOU LAZY PEOPLE. The economy is a temporary problem in our country but obesity was around before during and i'm pretty sure it'll be there after so start getting exercise in and stop taking the bus.
person two: lol person one :) you're funny man =D
group admin:Thats funny? yeah u walk and get to ur destination on time u idiot. get urself out of this group u ignorant little shit.
person one: i reckon you can get anywhere on time if you leave early enough perhaps you should be more organised in your outings. plus sometimes waiting for the bus makes you late and you would've been better off walking which surely defeats the point of the bus. when i said what i said i was joking around when you called me an idiot and an 'ignorant little shit' that's rather a personal thing to say. also leave person two alone what he finds funny is his opinion and i think you'll find he's entitled to it! final point i wouldn't have joined this group if it was actually possible to leave a comment without doing so, so maybe do something about that before having a go at me in such a deliberately personal and aggressive way. if you have anything valid to say back say it if not i think it'll be your turn to take on the role of the 'ignorant little shit'
person one: (later that day) your silence speaks for itself
person three: well done person one... that made me crack
person two: lol person one, you're a bit random.
person four: haha nicely said
Person one: Not actually a fan just thought i'd say if you're tired of wating for the bus GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK YOU LAZY PEOPLE. The economy is a temporary problem in our country but obesity was around before during and i'm pretty sure it'll be there after so start getting exercise in and stop taking the bus.
person two: lol person one :) you're funny man =D
group admin:Thats funny? yeah u walk and get to ur destination on time u idiot. get urself out of this group u ignorant little shit.
person one: i reckon you can get anywhere on time if you leave early enough perhaps you should be more organised in your outings. plus sometimes waiting for the bus makes you late and you would've been better off walking which surely defeats the point of the bus. when i said what i said i was joking around when you called me an idiot and an 'ignorant little shit' that's rather a personal thing to say. also leave person two alone what he finds funny is his opinion and i think you'll find he's entitled to it! final point i wouldn't have joined this group if it was actually possible to leave a comment without doing so, so maybe do something about that before having a go at me in such a deliberately personal and aggressive way. if you have anything valid to say back say it if not i think it'll be your turn to take on the role of the 'ignorant little shit'
person one: (later that day) your silence speaks for itself
person three: well done person one... that made me crack
person two: lol person one, you're a bit random.
person four: haha nicely said
by coit105 June 22, 2009
Someone, whose political compass results come out within three degrees of the centre, who considers their political compass results the height of social sophistication.
Egbert has become such a centristicate since he discovered the alternative media circuits on YouTube.
by coit105 April 28, 2019
The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 08, 2010
The word boxers has 3 definitions.
1. A plural to the term boxer; a participant in the sport of boxing.
2. An alternative form of underwear to Y-fronts and/or briefs to which the third definition may also apply.
3. An adjective for a heterosexual girl or homosexual man, more commonly for the former, who has loose sexual inhibitions (commonly known as a slut). To refer to someone as 'boxers' is to imply they spend all their time either around the genital area of a man, or getting wet rolling around (or more likely rubbing up) alongside others like them. It is thought that this term was first used in this manner in a banterous pub conversation between a group of friends featuring such a woman.
1. A plural to the term boxer; a participant in the sport of boxing.
2. An alternative form of underwear to Y-fronts and/or briefs to which the third definition may also apply.
3. An adjective for a heterosexual girl or homosexual man, more commonly for the former, who has loose sexual inhibitions (commonly known as a slut). To refer to someone as 'boxers' is to imply they spend all their time either around the genital area of a man, or getting wet rolling around (or more likely rubbing up) alongside others like them. It is thought that this term was first used in this manner in a banterous pub conversation between a group of friends featuring such a woman.
1.
person 1: shit man that dude looks fucked
person 2: I'd keep your voice down I hear him and his mates are ex boxers you don't want to get into trouble with them
2.
person 1: *upon walking into bedroom having just showered* shit man mum's washed twice the number of socks this week but I've yet to see a single pair of clean boxers from her...
person 2: well dude if you're really desperate I have some to spare in my overnight bag
person 1: I think I'll go without thanks actually dude no offence but I've heard some rumours about you floating around school I won't say what but I just don't want to take the risk of getting crabs
3.
person 1: dude did you hear what person 3 got up to last night?
person 2: no dude what?
person 1: well I heard she was grinding up against this random girl and then spent the night doing weird shit with like 4 or 5 guys...
person 2: dude I'm not surprised that girl is boxers
person 1: shit man that dude looks fucked
person 2: I'd keep your voice down I hear him and his mates are ex boxers you don't want to get into trouble with them
2.
person 1: *upon walking into bedroom having just showered* shit man mum's washed twice the number of socks this week but I've yet to see a single pair of clean boxers from her...
person 2: well dude if you're really desperate I have some to spare in my overnight bag
person 1: I think I'll go without thanks actually dude no offence but I've heard some rumours about you floating around school I won't say what but I just don't want to take the risk of getting crabs
3.
person 1: dude did you hear what person 3 got up to last night?
person 2: no dude what?
person 1: well I heard she was grinding up against this random girl and then spent the night doing weird shit with like 4 or 5 guys...
person 2: dude I'm not surprised that girl is boxers
by coit105 May 17, 2010
The win bin is widely regarded by some as the most fantastic place in all existence as it is where all forgotten comments/idealistic scenarios that were once described as being 'win' or used in the context as for the win end up and materialise into perceptual worlds. As such it is believed that if conventional religions such as Christianity, Islam etc. are replaced with new-age religions such as Wozomboism the afterlife will consist of all souls either spending all eternity in the win bin or the wank bank (an endless pit of semen representing all the sins of mankind the worst of which being the increasing amounts of discarded life, casual sex and masturbating, hence the semen).
person 1: omg these nachos are awesome
person 2: dude the only thing that would make this moment more awesome would be if star wars was originally made in 3D and we were watching them right now in an Imax multiplex in space all by ourselves
person 1: DUDE! EXCLUSIVE IMAX MULTIPLEX STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON IN SPACE FOR THE WIN!
person 2: YEAH! *hi5 occurs*
one star wars trilogy later
person 1: dude you see that Imax in space idea we had earlier?
person 2: yeah?
person 1: don't you think we should write it down or something so we don't forget to do it in case we ever actually get to go into space?
person 2: dude chances are we won't but it won't matter if we do and we've forgotten because then it'll end up in the win bin!
person 1: oh yeah! DUDE I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT TO DIE JUST SO I CAN GO TO THE WIN BIN!
person 2: dude the only thing that would make this moment more awesome would be if star wars was originally made in 3D and we were watching them right now in an Imax multiplex in space all by ourselves
person 1: DUDE! EXCLUSIVE IMAX MULTIPLEX STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON IN SPACE FOR THE WIN!
person 2: YEAH! *hi5 occurs*
one star wars trilogy later
person 1: dude you see that Imax in space idea we had earlier?
person 2: yeah?
person 1: don't you think we should write it down or something so we don't forget to do it in case we ever actually get to go into space?
person 2: dude chances are we won't but it won't matter if we do and we've forgotten because then it'll end up in the win bin!
person 1: oh yeah! DUDE I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT TO DIE JUST SO I CAN GO TO THE WIN BIN!
by coit105 May 16, 2010