Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009

stimulate your genitals

An action whose sole purpose can vary for many reasons, but usually, the main cause for such an act is one of the following...

A. Boredom

B. Release of "stress"

C. Your hand is the closest thing to a dripping wet horny pussy that you'll ever get.



So just do it already.

Nadsack will stimulate his genitals all day,and nothing will cum out.

or

Nadsack will stimulate your genitals,and will only ask that when the time is right that you aim for his face.

by cockjuggling thundercunt April 01, 2009

Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009

Warpaint Cumshot

To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.

Chick:"Give it to me!!!"

Guy:". . . ok!"

*SPLOOOOSHH!

Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"

Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."

by cockjuggling thundercunt January 12, 2010

Boom Boom Baba

The epitome of Aghori pride. You will know he is near by his signature "BOOM!" that he cries out in his tantric meditation, or by the rotten stench of a cannibalistic geriatric that hasn't bathed in god knows how long. Commonly seen drinking his own urine, Boom Boom Baba has reached a stage of enlightenment that few will ever even dream of, he has learned to live off the land like a true Aghori, eating whatever he can find ( seriously, anything.). He earned his fame when aired on an episode of Wildboyz, over the years he has climbed to celebrity status, even having several cameo apperances like in District 9. If you look closely you can see him standing atop the humongous alien spacecraft with his arms in the air proclaiming his name... "I AM BOOM BOOM BABA"

guy1: "Dude I was walking down the street in India when I heard it..."

guy2:" heard what?"

guy1: "....BOOM!!!"

guy2: "Oh my god... it was Boom Boom Baba...

guy1:" I know, it was amazing"

guy2:" You're soo lucky."

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 12, 2009