Definitions by cockjuggling thundercunt
horse cum
Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.
Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."
horse cum by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
nutshoved
To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.
Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.
Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
nutshoved by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
backbust
To blow one's orgasmic load of either vaginal or penile secretions onto an unsuspecting strangers back.
backbust by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
apus history
One of the most ridiculously difficult, most fucking aggravating and profoundly anal retentive classes ever to be conceived by a devil worshiping baby eater. It alone can bring down an honor role student to virtually failing grades, anybody who gets a fraction of a point above above a 79% in this class and has the audacity to state that it is easy, or complains about their grade, has the choice to either literally drive 16 ford f350's directly into their tight pink virgin, soon to be bleeding, assholes, or rip out their sexual organs and sell them on eBay for no more that $1.35.
Bum: Spare some change??
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
Pedestrian: Why didn't you finish high school ya lazy bum?
Bum: I took apus history.
Pedestrian: ...how much do you need?
apus history by cockjuggling thundercunt March 22, 2009
classturbation
To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
classturbation by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009