Definitions by cockdriller

Owen Wilson 

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."

Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...

Owen Wilson by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Stanley Kubrick 

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

Stanley Kubrick by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Yao Ming 

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

Yao Ming by Cockdriller March 1, 2010