gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 04, 2010

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

shitguy

A guy who is a piece of shit

"Hey shitguy, stop being such a dick."

by cobbnobbler January 08, 2010

cock pouch

The scrotum or nutsack

I tore my cock pouch climbing over the picket fence.

by cobbnobbler July 16, 2008

cum gutters

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010

Sexecutioner

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.

You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!

by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010