1. That was a Chinese homerun, it went the "Wong" way.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
2. I'm not actually Asian, my eyes are swollen because I was sitting behind home plate last night and got hit in the face by a Chinese homerun.
by cmoney55 September 14, 2011
Get the Chinese homerun mug.A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 04, 2011
Get the honey badgertards mug.1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."
3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"
by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
Get the beaver nuggets mug.1. I gave this chick a cream pie last night while she was raggin' out. It made her vagina look like a glazed jelly doughnut.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
Situation 1:
Man1: What's her problem?
Man2: She must be raggin' out.
Situation 2:
Woman: You need to get a job and actually start supporting yourself and this family.
Man: That is bullshit I am always working hard, especially at school so I can graduate and get a really good job to support this family.
Woman: All you do is play video games.
Man: Look mom I know you are going through menopause right now but you need to stop raggin' out on me.
by cmoney55 September 16, 2011
Get the Raggin' out mug.1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."
2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."
by cmoney55 September 07, 2011
Get the Shaggy Beaver mug.A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
Get the Wagon ruts mug.A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 09, 2011
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