Definitions by cmoney55

husky twink 

An adjective for a gay man with twink qualities who is too fat to be considered a stereotypical twink

1. Lionel got all his hair lasered off, he's gone from a bear to a husky twink.

2. Jeff is a total chubby chaser, he's always bringing home husky twinks.

3. I brought home this husky twink last night, but he was soo fat that when I tried to dock with him I stretched his FUPA around my dick on accident.

husky twink by cmoney55 September 13, 2011

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

penis to mass ratio by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

bear flag

A flag based on the concept of the rainbow flag (signifying gays in general). Instead of using traditional rainbow colors it uses the colors of bear fur and has a bear paw print in the upper left hand corner (indicating gay men who are bears).

1. The bear flag was a common site at the gay pride parade.

2. James was very proud that if he were gay he is hairy enough to display the bear flag.

3. His profile online showed a bear flag but when I met him in person he turned out to be a total twink.

bear flag by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

beaver nuggets 

Another term for labias, such as vagina lips.

1. "Her jeans were so tight they exposed her beaver nuggets."

2. "I acted like Moses and parted the beaver nuggets last night."

3. (Talking to Lindsay Lohan) "Your beaver nuggets look like beef tartar"

beaver nuggets by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

pubic burka 

A veil of pubic hair protecting the identity of ones vagina

1. Her pubic burka prevented me from noticing she had herpes.

2. I did not know she was muslim until I took off her pants and saw her pubic burka.

pubic burka by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

butt calipers 

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Shaggy Beaver 

A slang term for a girl who has such an out of control muff it looks like shag carpeting.

1. "I went down on this chick last night and she had such a shaggy beaver I'm still pulling pubes out of my braces."

2. "Once I had sex with this chick who's shaggy beaver made her vagina look like it was wearing a pubic burka."

Shaggy Beaver by cmoney55 September 7, 2011