This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.
David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004
This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.
It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
by clinton sounds April 19, 2005
The act of inserting ones fist into either a vagina or rectum. It requires patience and excessive lubrication. It is a popular practise among gay men.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.
Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.
I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004
Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004
These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight.
A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.
stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.
A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.
A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.
stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.
A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.
I wrapped my stool in cling film wrap and sealed it inside a jiffy bag. I mailed it at my local post office to Noriko my coprophilic Japanese girlfriend. She called me by telephone, days later and told me how much she had loved chewing the stool and swallowing large chunks of it. I felt nauseated at the thought, yet I felt a hopeless pride in the fact that she had chosen me as a stool donor.
by clinton sounds April 04, 2005