one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
by clevelandsteamer September 01, 2005
a really good and underrated british rock band. some consider them as early punks. best songs are you really got me, dead end street, destroyer, all day and all of the night, and many others.
by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005
the headquarters for nerds
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
the uncle of skateboarder bam margera. he is incredibly funny, fat, nasty, has a lazy eye, and has skin tags. don vito enjoys hooters, veal scalopini, and antonios.
"You guys are a bunch of Vulcan idiots."
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
"YO!"
by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005
the bitch in a prison. they are usually in jail for tax evasion or molesting their children. these are the guys who cry on their first night and try to avoid the scary black men who stare at them and have the bottom of their shirts tied in a knot. jail punks get pounded in the anus quite often in the shower and in their cell. they usually get protection from the black guy they share their cell with, even though that is the same guy plowing them every night.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: hey, boy! get ova he'a. we is gonna play ourselves some pony express!
jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!
jail punk: YESSIR!
jail punk: yessir. please be gentle.
burly black guy wearing lipstick: NOT TODAY, BOY! DROP THEM PANTIES!
jail punk: YESSIR!
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005