Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.
watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.
by clevelandsteamer August 06, 2005
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sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard
kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
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Battle.net

i played warcraft from midnight to 3pm
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Anchorman

really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
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clevelandite

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.
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Hell

when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.
i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around
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